hi my name is christian
and im a NC chocolate milk lovin boy

previously baxterraven

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mind blown

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when u wake up at 5am after being stoned the night before

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#hh #hahahahagahahahs #i thought it was 5 at night

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

via: frostecl / source: happiest

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lydiaamartin:

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kuinexs:

Christopher Mckenney surrealist photography.

via: apparentlyawizard / source: kuinexs

#nice

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via: furnt / source: veryraresecrete

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via: greatfatsby / source: twitterscreencaps

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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via: cockblocksquad / source: lordoftheswag

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WASS up

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#hh #i luv

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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via: moistbottom / source: mahn1gga

Anonymous said: I think girls are only pretty if they have thigh gaps. And if you disagree that probably means you're an ugly fat slob

crapaccino:

ok buddy let me show you something here that might just help you get that 8 foot tree out of your ass and actually learn to not be a potato fart for the rest of your life. 

this is me and my wonderful nonexistent thigh gap. sure there may be some fat on my thighs but that sure as hell does not make me fat. 

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and this? this is my face. so if you wanna call me ugly then by all means go ahead. but then once you’re done with that make sure you come out of your parents basement, wipe that cheeto dust off your face, and ask your disappointed mother to make you an appointment for the optometrist because you’re clearly fucking blind. 

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so next time before you go around calling people ugly fat slobs, take a second and think about what the fuck you’re saying because hiding behind your computer screen is going to get you no where in life. oh yeah, and one more thing buddy, 

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fuck you.

via: oprahlosefrey / source: crapaccino

#damn

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via: gothskater / source: fourpawsphotography

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neatpotatoes:

iconic

via: cockblocksquad / source: weloveshortvideos.com

#video

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#these pictures looked better when I was taking them #me #hh

like this post if you would date me
dog

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